he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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