Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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