Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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