Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you win again, gameday.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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