like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
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The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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