yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
