He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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