Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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