i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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