We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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