I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
My vagina is very pro this idea
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