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• (607): View more from New York

  When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.

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