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• (315): View more from New York

  idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home

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• (951): View more from California

  I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.

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• (408): View more from California

  if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  you take my contact solution?

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  drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before

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