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(913): View more from Kansas

U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.

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(972): View more from Texas

how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes

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(630): View more from Illinois

Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work

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(702): View more from Nevada

So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.

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(512): View more from Texas

he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man

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(530): View more from California

There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.

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(773): View more from Illinois

you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"

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