Non-Jews are for practice
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I enjoy the company of your penis
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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