She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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