Got a toothbrush?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
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You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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