Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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