Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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