we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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