i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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