hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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