is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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