you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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