The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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