butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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