What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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