what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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