Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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