i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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