Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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