How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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