I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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