I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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