weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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