I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Randomize