i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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