She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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