Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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