Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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