One girl and one boy is just not enough.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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