i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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