Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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