I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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