Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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