just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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