is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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