if you like me you must not know who I am
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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