if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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