Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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