i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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