Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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