You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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