HIV tests are more positive than that guy
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Everyone says I win the strip club
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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