I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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