Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
