Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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