I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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