At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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