Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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